Rebellion Lies

ASH: ‘I’m going to write a piece about how I disowned my first book.”
KJW: ‘Cool, but if you’re serious you should give up the rights, royalties etc. etc. to it otherwise people might think you are a bit of a pussy.’
ASH: ‘Umm…No.’
KJW: ‘Pussy’

Dickens gets Dick’d

KJW: ‘I really need to crack on with The Tale of Two Cities’
ASH: ‘Why?’
KJW: ‘Because it has one of the most famous lines in literary history, and I feel I should have read it’
ASH: ‘Which is?’
KJW: ‘It was the best of times, it was the worst of times’
ASH: ‘Fair enough….and it’s French’
KJW: ‘Er....what?!’

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